December 21st, 2009


Oh crap! I'm Bush in disguise!! D: (despite that I deserve a playstation xD)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gaveiikrisiia kidney (1000 points). In October I turnedgerchoin for eating carbs (3 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (13 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!


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